That's right. Step away from the baby jewelry counter. Put down the ice cube and safety pin (which is how Spanish said her baby ears were pierced).
This baby is having BJ nightmares.
Why am I so against BJ? Because: 1. It's just tacky. 2. It makes baby girls look like little hookers. 3. Your daughter will be a whore if she wears BJ...I mean c'mon, BJ leads to BJ's. 4. It's really effing ugly.
Also, please refrain from putting those elastic on your baby's head so it looks like she has a bow on. She just looks like a groom missed when he threw a garter and it landed on you babys dome.
All you need to do:
1. Dress the baby in pink, preferably a dress of some sort.
2. Give her a "Thank Heaven For Little Girls" bib.
3. Stick a baby doll in the carriage.
THE MORE YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!