Famouses I want to meet since I think we could be BFF
- Kelly Clarkson
- Sophia Bush
- Jenna Fischer
- Tina Fey
- Katherine Heigl
- Neil Patrick Harris
Famouses I want to meet out of sheer interest
- SJP - Does she really look like a foot as Family Guy suggests?
- James Van Der Beek (I want to measure his forehead and lick his Dawsony face-just to say I did)
- Renee Zellweger - I want to pry that bitches eyes open.
- Ellen Pompeo is only to feed her
- Christina Ricci - I want to know if she really did it with Justin in Black Snake Moan (SHIT LOOKED REAL!)
- Elizabeth Taylor - I want to hear her howl in real life!
- Elliot Yamin - to decide, once and for all, if we ever did have a drunk makeout sesh.
FILF (in no particular order)
- Christian Bale
- Perry from Make Me a Supermodel (I count him as famous since I think he's gonna make it big!)
- Lenny Kravitz
- Michael Johns (same reason as Perry)
- Shia La Beouf
- Channing Tatum
- John Krasinski
- Robbie Williams
- Vince Vaughn (with 2 condoms)
- Joel McHale
- James Marsden
Famouses I'd like to meet if I was assured that I could get away with justifiable homicide
- Julia Stiles