Wednesday, April 02, 2008

If I famous people.

Another installation of an If I could. Since I'm lazy, here is a list a famouses I would like to meet.

Famouses I want to meet since I think we could be BFF
  1. Kelly Clarkson
  2. Sophia Bush
  3. Jenna Fischer
  4. Tina Fey
  5. Katherine Heigl
  6. Neil Patrick Harris

Famouses I want to meet out of sheer interest
  1. SJP - Does she really look like a foot as Family Guy suggests?
  2. James Van Der Beek (I want to measure his forehead and lick his Dawsony face-just to say I did)
  3. Renee Zellweger - I want to pry that bitches eyes open.
  4. Ellen Pompeo is only to feed her
  5. Christina Ricci - I want to know if she really did it with Justin in Black Snake Moan (SHIT LOOKED REAL!)
  6. Elizabeth Taylor - I want to hear her howl in real life!
  7. Elliot Yamin - to decide, once and for all, if we ever did have a drunk makeout sesh.

FILF (in no particular order)
  1. Christian Bale
  2. Perry from Make Me a Supermodel (I count him as famous since I think he's gonna make it big!)
  3. Lenny Kravitz
  4. Michael Johns (same reason as Perry)
  5. Shia La Beouf
  6. Channing Tatum
  7. John Krasinski
  8. Clooney
  9. Pitt
  10. Damon
  11. Robbie Williams
  12. Vince Vaughn (with 2 condoms)
  13. Joel McHale
  14. James Marsden

Famouses I'd like to meet if I was assured that I could get away with justifiable homicide
  1. Julia Stiles


Anonymous said...

Katherine effing Heigel?



Mjones said...

Are you jealous that I want her to be my BFF?

Learn how to spell her name. She won't let you in our click if you can't.