I GOT A NEW JOB!!!
Gone are the days where my boss is screaming after me like I'm Lloyd from Entourage.
Say farewell to the days of my boss's son asking me if I'm 35, or have a husband, or have babies.
Hasta la vista to the days where my boss asks if I've had a Valentine in the past few years.
Peace out to the annoying lady who doesn't know how to use Excel or make labels in Word even though we have computer training classes.
Siyanara to the lady who once told me I have a muffin top (I didn't).
Aloha to the guy who reeks of Drakkar Noir cologne like it's 1995.
Buh Bye to the lady who always farts really bad when I'm in the bathroom.
Godspeed to the lady who I have to avoid taking an elevator with, as she is the worst close talker in the history of all time (One day I could taste her breakfast from her breath).
FInally, Adios to the days of blogging at work, because from what I can tell, I will be the busiest of bees in my new position. But I won't be too far!
PS: A special shout out to Spanish's gall bladder, which will be leaving us on August 10th. I'll be sure to pour out some bile for you. I'll be missing you.
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