1. The Mets-we won't even go there. I still love them dearly but let's not. even. go.
2. Haley Joel Osment sees drunk people now.
3. I still have my plague on MySister'sBacheloretteParty Eve.
4. T.R. Knight (aka George O'Mally, my McDreamy) cleaned out his closet and found his McGay. Women like me all over the world die a little inside. I should have seen it coming.
The verdict: Guilty of heartbreak in the first degree. I hope some nice guy makes a McDreamy out him.